So I was fixing my sprinklers in the yard. I spy this white thing covered lightly in water droplets. I say "ah" run to get my camera. now picture this. I am covered in sweat, mud, water, filth, from working in the yard, I am on my hands and knees trying to get a good shot of this, my butt way up in the air... my mom pulls in the driveway with a puzzled look on her face.

"john what are YOU doing?" "nothing mom". I just couldn't explain.